Simone Barillari - "The King Who Laughs" The King laughs - All the jokes told by Silvio Berlusconi
Twenty years of jokes, stories ninety-seven collected for the first time. Barillari also reconstructs the context: the merciless jab at an opponent, a moral teaching or practical, the subtle nod to an ally, a pure entertainment parentheses, some pills of its corporate philosophy, an embarrassing truth about himself joked. A revealing compendium Berlusconi, a detailed analysis of the methods of communication comic Silvio Berlusconi, but also an important reflection on how the comic, a weapon against power, has become an instrument of government, and how the figure of King overlap that of the buffoon.
source: marsilioeditori.it
Some jokes from the book:
"Dad, I need advice, "said Piersilvio Berlusconi. I'm in love with a girl who does not want to know about me: not even to answer the phone and text messaging. What can I do? "
Berlusconi reassures him:" It's simple. You Invite her out for the weekend, take up our air and ports in the Caribbean. You can open the villone dad, then tell the servants to prepare the yacht, one of thirty meters. Take her to bathe and then in the evening, dinner by candlelight with diamantone surprise tucked in a napkin. You'll see that in the end that is lost.
Piersilvio looks puzzled: "You know, in truth Mom advised me otherwise. " "What?" Berlusconi asks nervously.
"He told me to write a poem, to smile when I meet her, maybe to play a serenade under the window. What do you think, Dad? ".
"What do I say? I say that since your mother left to attend those, you become like them who think they can always Ciul free. "
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Where is the famous G-spot? It is in the 'g' of 'shopping' is the shopping that makes enjoying women.
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There is a man who enters a restaurant and sees a beautiful woman.
"Oh, I'd do that to me," says the friend.
And the friend: "Sorry, but that would be my wife ...».
'Well, paying, of course ... " .
Told at the bar of the theater of Bagaglino
during the interval of the show, surrounded by showgirls.
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One left, when he gets up on the right foot, opened the window and saw that the sun is shining, in front of him has beautiful Italy, everything has to happiness, but then, unfortunately, please note that should shave. Then go to the mirror, looks, and behold, at that point ... have you ruined my day!
Told, among so many times, even about Mercedes Bresso, former governor of Piedmont.
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know what it says D'Addario Berlusconi? Dice which is not a saint, but fucks like a god.
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During a trip by plane Berlusconi sees a beautiful woman reading a book.
Now you go to sit next to her and tries to attack button, but that read on. "It must be interesting is reading the book, miss," says Berlusconi.
'What's it about? ".
"Speak of love."
"Ah. And what does love? " insiste Berlusconi.
«Dice che gli amanti più romantici sono i napoletani e quelli carnalmente più forti sono gli arabi».
«Permetta che mi presenti, signorina» dice allora Berlusconi.
«Mi chiamo Mohammed Esposito».
Oltre alle tante volte in cui ha detto questa barzelletta su di sé, pare che una volta, durante una festa, Berlusconi si sia presentato a Uma Thurman in compagnia di un suo collaboratore, Valentino Valentini e abbia raccontato la barzelletta mettendo come protagonista Valentini, che aveva visto Uma Thurman da lontano e aveva espresso a Berlusconi il desiderio di conoscerla.
